NFL Network Host Sara Walsh Rambles On About Spouses Who Are Way Too Invested In Playing Golf

Make the next three minutes available if you play golf or if you are in a relationship with someone who does. Sara Walsh has a fantastic rant that is well worth your time.

In an epic rant about being a “golf widow,” Walsh, who was anchoring “Good Morning Football” on the NFL Network on Wednesday, criticized her co-hosts for “grumbling” this week about needing to get their partners’ OK before playing a round of golf.

NFL Network Host Sara Walsh Rambles On About Spouses Who Are Way Too Invested In Playing Golf

“I just want to put that into perspective, the other side of the equation, the one in which you come to us with utterly unrealistic promises that can never be fulfilled, starting with this real unplayable lie,” Walsh began.

“You are not going golfing [where] it’s ‘just’ going to take 3.5 hours. You know how I know that? Because not once in your history of golfing, has a round ever taken 3.5 hours. Not once!”

“First of all, it’s because your round of golf starts an hour earlier than your tee time, so you can get on the range, so you can find your swing, because somewhere in the recess of your brain you think that you have a shot to get on tour,” Walsh continued.

“It’s because after your 4.5-hour round, if you’re lucky, it’s not your fault but your boy Chad, who got you on the course, forces you to get food with him at the club grill after. And I get it! You’re starving. You know why you’re starving? You’ve been there all day.”

She continues to berate guys for ordering excessive amounts of golf equipment and berates them for a round of golf taking too long and how she wants to hide her husband’s clubs so he can’t play golf anymore.

“Find a less time-consuming hobby,” she says during her wrap-up.

Walsh is fed up with her husband “asking for permission” to play golf and then complaining that he needs to “ask for permission.” That seems more like a private matter, but I’m getting off topic.

She then deviates on a tangent about how long a round of golf lasts. For her spouse, this means going out to eat and drink with the lads after the round. which, by the way, is unquestionably necessary.

The most pernicious portion of her comments is however what follows. She complains that spouses are “interrupting” their husbands’ game of golf by making a phone call.

Well, it seems like she is extremely sick of her husband playing Golf!

 

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