Who is the one with whom Julianna Zobrist was secretly enjoying?

Ex-MLB star’s wife Julianna Zobrist made me really upset. I mean when you hear a story like Julianna is opening it up for the family pastor in secret, you anticipate a heart breaker. You expect a lean, youthful, lively man with high sexual capabilities. You don’t picture an old soul with indented dead eyes layered in markdown mascara. You don’t consider anyone with wrinkles who read books most of the time. You think about a person that realizes how to flawlessly design a climax.

Well, I lament to educate you that Byron Yawn doesn’t meet this appearance. I’m not ruining his experience with your young lady. I’m trying to say this doesn’t seem, by all accounts, to be a man that you should fear. In every practical sense, this person is an all-out pussy. Whereas you are an MLB star who made home runs.

Julianna Zobrist has the worst choice in the world.

Out of seven billion people, Julianna Zobrist got an old pastor to bang with. It sounds ridiculous to me, how in hell she enjoyed him. Yet, to be straightforward that is the place where the greatest snakes lay in the grass. It’s the calm, god-dreading, salvation-chasing slime buckets that you need to look out for. It looks like you searched the whole country for a bastard but he was lying in your own house. Meanwhile, you’re at a Holiday Inn Expressperusing the book of Genesis only for a little jolt of energy.

You don’t block our second baseman’s marriage in the fourth quarter of his vocation and hope to carry on with total freedom forever. Not on my watch. Not with this raw oopsy-daisy disrupting individuals’ lives so he can rest easy thinking about an unfulfilled youth. If only Julianna Zobrist had a single thought about those nights with Ben she could have made a better choice.